I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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