I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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