i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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