i'm signing you up for texting rehab
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
