their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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