I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
where are you?
Hypothermia
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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