Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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