Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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