Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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