I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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