you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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