Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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