Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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