I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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