I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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