She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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