Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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