Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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