I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
