It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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