careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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