This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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