I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
someone owes me an orgasm
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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