I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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