Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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