I heard we made out
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
