Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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