Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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