I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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