hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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