You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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