I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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