carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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