we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
did you just send me my own nude
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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