There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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