so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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