She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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