He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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