Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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