Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
we're so committed to being not committed
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