How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
