Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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