I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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