Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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