Soap is not a condiment
No subtext here. People are naked.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm always down for nudity.
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