About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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