I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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