dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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