I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Hippo gnu deer
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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