his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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